Il sito degli "illuminati" per creduloni patentati

E' da qualche giorno che sulla rete strombazza la notizia dell'apertura del sito ufficiale degli "Illuminati"

www.illuminatiofficial.org

Ovviamente i vari allocchi hanno abboccato a ciò che mi sembra, palesemente, una presa in giro colossale.
Fatevi un giro sul sito e fatevi quattro risate, specialmente nella sezione "membership", dove troverete questa esilarante lista di "requisiti" per aderire

Individuals who are not currently ranking members of the Illuminati are examined for possible initiation on a case-by-case basis. Some of the factors that may expedite your request to become a member of the Illuminati include:

An income exceeding $1,000,000 USD annually.
Verifiable authority (politically or financially) over a land space larger than 500,000 acres.
An artist under a contract valued at over $1,000,000.
A bearer of a Centurion Black American Express card (some restrictions).
Individuals distinguished by a Verified Twitter profile badge (some restrictions).
Through written recommendation presented by a family member of blood relation who is already a member of the Illuminati.
By presenting proof of significant influence in a field of business or entertainment.
Do you meet any of these factors?
The Illuminati would like to speak with you to determine your eligibility.

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